I’m Deathly Allergic To Milk You God Damn Prick

Me and my friends were in line at a coffee place on a boardwalk after a days surfing when the woman in front of me went fucking crazy and started screaming at the girl making the drinks; something along the lines of

“You fucking ingrate! I’m deathly allergic to milk you god damn prick. I want to speak to your fucking manager before I rip you fucking head off. I specifically asked for Soy milk. How could I be any more blunt about S.O.Y. You could have fucking killed me.”

She was told to stop swearing or they would call the police, and she denied her bad language and also stuck to her guns about demanding soy milk. I then stepped in and pointed out the fact she didn’t ask for Soy and I could prove it. She then proceeded to call me a “big man with a small brain” and asked me to prove it. I then pointed to my buddy’s GoPro I still had mounted on me after messing around on the boardwalk. I had the BacPac screen so I could show them exactly what she said. Low and behold, she was proven so very, very, wrong and hastily steamed away. The girl thanked me and her manager gave us free coffee!