Bro Security Guard

I was standing in line at a bank waiting to deposit my paycheck and this young woman came in talking loudly on her phone about how she was mad at her friend. The line was pretty long and I was two people from the front.

She starts one-by-one bitching to the person in front of her how little time she has and how much of a hurry she’s in. People get tired of her mouth and decide sooner or later to let her pass them. By the time she gets to me, I’m next in line and she looks at me and says, “You know I’m going next, right?” I looked her in the eyes and replied, “I don’t give two shits what you think is about to happen. I’ve been waiting my turn and I’m not about to let some stuck up sorry excuse of a bitch cut in front of me because no one wants to tell you no. I’m not your friend and I’m not moving.”

She got mad and hit me in the arm. A security guard saw that and pulled her from the line and threw her out. On my way out he whispered to me, “fuck that bitch.” ’twas a good day.