What I Do For My Friends

When it comes to friends and family, I love them to death. Especially my friends. I would do anything for them. My closest friend Alex had a good life; loving parents, nice house, everything he wanted. Except that his father thinks he’s a worthless sack of shit. He will get mad at him for almost nothing. I spent the night with him and we ate pistachios and we missed one shell that ended up on the floor and I had to leave early because he grounded him.

Onto the blackmail story. I was at his house for the weekend and I had to use the bathroom. The only one that wasn’t occupied was the bathroom in the master bedroom. So I walk into the bedroom unaware that his dad was home – he was sleeping with another woman. After about 10 minutes of him frantically putting his clothes on, he talked to me about the incident and he didn’t want me telling anyone. I told him I wouldn’t tell anyone if he treats his son with love and respect. He agreed. I thought it was the greatest thing I’ve ever done for a friend.

I also got 500 bucks.