Picture Day

My high school girlfriend was a total bitch. She wanted me to abandon all of my friends and would always try to bring me down.

When I got fed up, I broke up with her on picture day. She took them, but her mascara was everywhere. Two days later, I told her that I was sorry, blah, blah, and I wanted to get back together. She liked having someone to walk on, so of course she said yes.

I then broke up with her again on retake day.

Fucking nailed it.