My Dad’s Gunshot Wound Story

When my dad was a resident, he had a guy come in with a gunshot wound to the shoulder. The guy had been caught with another man’s wife and had been shot while running away, naked. In addition to the shoulder, the patient kept saying he had been shot in the gut. Dad searched all over and couldn’t find a wound. But the guy kept complaining about excruciating pain in his lower abdomen. X-ray revealed that, indeed, there was a bullet in the abdomen. Took a while to find, but my dad finally found the entry wound… The guy had been shot directly in the asshole.

*Swish*