Deaf Girl Dirty Bathroom

I had sex with a deaf girl in a dirty bar bathroom that I had just met and had somehow picked her up by passing notes back and forth.

Friends and I had gone to this awful dirty bar late one night since it was one of the only places that actually stayed open late. It’s super smokey, loud and dark. We make our rounds and try chatting up all girls present. There’s a good looking girl sitting at the bar who seemed to be chatting with a guy next to her so we never paid much attention to her.

Some time later, the guy leaves so naturally I approach. I try talking to her a few times and introducing myself but somehow I can never understand her response. I keep trying, thinking it’s just loud as hell in there. Finally it clicks.. “I’m deaf.” “Fuck” I think, I must have horribly offended her by screaming in her face. I quickly ask the bartender for a pen and grab a napkin. I apologize and introduce myself via notes, and we spend the next little while passing a napkin back and forth.

Next thing I know, she’s grabbing all over me. We’re both pretty drunk so we take it to the bathroom and well, bend her over and bang it out for a while. She made lots of interesting noises.

No one ever fucking believes that story.