NYE Party

I had a New Years Eve party at a hotel. A friend brought some really thug guys who were really rude and were trying to behave really irresponsibly, doing hard drugs and stuff, in my hotel room. I didn’t mind these guys being there, but my name was on the hotel room, and I didn’t want things out of control. Then one of these guys starts trying to hit on me, and I kind of flipped out and told my friend who brought them to get them out of there.

Hours pass and I have had a lot to drink, and so have my friends. Those who stayed around were passed out. The phone rings. It’s the police. THEY SAY THEY HAVE MY CAR.

So it turns out that this asshole had stolen my pocketbook and my car, and then took my car in a high-speed police chase.

The police tell me that they need me at the station ASAP. It is about 3am, and I drunk. This guy was trying to say I LOANED him my car. So I did the only thing I could think of to do – I call my mother. (I was in my 20s.)

Mom comes to get me and the drunk guy I was with and drives us to the police station. On the way there she tells me to calm down, that this is why I have insurance.

It was at that moment that I remembered I had decided to postpone paying my car insurance so that I could spend more money on Christmas gifts.

Yeah. That was over a decade ago. It sucked ass.