Best Advice

“Knocking him down ended the first fight. Beating the shit out of him ends every fight after that.”

Always under-promise and over-deliver.

Drive as if everyone else on the road is an idiot.

Live life with more “oh wells” than “what ifs”

Measure twice, cut once..

Age and temperature are just numbers, but if either gets to low you should probably put your clothes back on.

Don’t waste time worrying about what other people think of you. You’ll never please everyone you meet, so focus on being happy with the person you are, not the person you think others want you to be.

“No matter how your life is now, in 10 years it will be completely different.”

An apology consists of three parts:

what you’re sorry for
why it was wrong
how you will change your behavior in the future to avoid the problem happening again

Don’t cook bacon naked

In a relationship : “It’s not you vs me, it’s me and you vs the problem.”