Rich Bitch

I volunteer at my university  for safe walks, night rides, etc. We are required to report suspicious and illegal activity. Well, I witnessed a woman driving a Mercedes-Benz across a grass to bypass the parking gate, tearing up this gorgeous lawn. Being an ex-landscaper, and mad at some rich bitch being too cheap for parking, I was not amused, so I reported it to the parking authority. They show up while the chick is still getting crap out of her trunk, box her in, and start writing a ticket. She ended up driving away, over a curb, peeling her bumper off in the process. It made me kinda happy inside.