Trolling Lazy Shoppers

Saw a woman with her husband toss a squash into a cooler that they apparently didn’t want anymore. As they walked away, I picked up the squash and followed them. They left their cart for a moment so I put the squash into their cart and walked away.

She had a dumbfounded look on her face when she noticed it back in her cart, she  proceeded to put it on a nearby shelf and they walked away.

I of course took it off the shelf and followed them again, doing a drive-by drop-off of the squash.

At this moment my girlfriend got fed up with my antics and made me stop. I would have done it until they gave up and bought the squash, or I was caught.

I’m very easily amused.