The New Kid

My first week at a new elementary school this kid comes up to me and starts talking crap. He started getting really combative and took a swing at me. I blocked his swing, clocked him in the jaw, softened up his ribs, and gave him one last blow to the face knocking him down. This kid was so slow, it was like fighting a sloth or something. He didn’t get back up, he didn’t even get a punch in. Everyone on the playground is just looking at me with their mouths open. This kid turned out to be the school bully and had beaten every other kid in the school. I had just taken him down in 5 seconds flat without getting a scratch.

Nobody, including that kid, ever messed with me again.