Rancid Revenge

When I was around 14 I used to hang out with my 21 year old neighbors. I didn’t realize at the time that all these guys would do is convince me to do stupid shit then run away when I got in trouble. This continued until I was about 17 when I finally realized what was going on. I was furious and wanted revenge but by the time I thought up a plan these guys had moved. I decided I would make my move anyways. These guys were serious stoners and always had parties. I went to a party once and chilled in the back. In my car I had 5 cartons of heavy whipping cream that I had purchased 6 months prior (I left them in the fridge until that day).

I took each carton and poured one in each of the air vents. The smell coming from the cartons was so rancid and disgusting I had to stop myself from barfing a few times.

A few weeks later the house was up for sale, no one would buy it because of the smell though. They gave up on selling it and tried burning it down. After an investigation the oldest brother was arrested for fraud and served 1 year in prison. I haven’t heard anything about them since.