Asshole Friend

I had a friend in high school who became an asshole during our senior year.

There were a bunch of little things that added up to our friendship falling apart, but at the worst of it, I pooped on his car one night. Real simple, I just crawled up on the hood of his car and took a shit on his windshield. I just knew that he’d walk outside the next day and think, “what the fuck is this?”

Fun fact: we’re actually great friends again now. He still has no idea it was me.