Can’t Give Back Virginity

My girlfriend of three years, that I dated through high school, broke up with me my first semester of college. We went to different schools and I later learned she was hooking up with one of her guy friends there.

She asked me to bring back all the stuff she had given me, (presents, sweatshirts, cards, etc). I drive to her house with all the things we’ve exchanged in the past three years, once I got to her house I saw that she had invited all her friends over and they were sitting with her along with her parents in the garage.

I walk up with her shit, everyone there had that smirk on their face like they were laughing about me. As I give her back her things I say, “If only I could give back your virginity.” The look on her parents faces was absolutely priceless, and I walked out of that lion’s den with the biggest smile on my face.