Carry-On

My friend pulled a fairly innocent prank on me.

To pay him back, as we got to a very busy airport to fly to Vegas I put a lead lined bag (used to protect film going through the x-ray machine) in his carry on. They had to check his bag right there, in it I put a dildo, a tube of “anal-eeze” lubricant, a deck of naked men playing cards, and dozens of extra small condoms. He of course looked horrified, pleading that it wasn’t his, which it wasn’t, but no one believed him. They put everything back laughing and he was allowed through.