Eat A Dick Donovan

When I was at an all male military boarding school during high school, there was this HUGE douche in my hall. We took his Febreeze bottle and filled it with piss. Then took said bottle and sprayed his pillow, wall locker and opposite corner. So he gets back, smells urine and immediately grabs his Febreeze and douses EVERYTHING. Eat a dick, Donovan. Eat. A. Dick.