Super-Soaker Revenge

A ‘Big kid,’ probably 2-3 years older than me, was a real jerkass. He’d do stuff like ride by me on his bike and act like he was gonna high-five me, but then slap my face and ride off, laughing. Anyway, one day he did that, and I went back home, upset. I uprooted some poison ivy, stirred it in a bucket and filled my super-soaker with the poison ivy soup and was gonna shoot him if he messed with me again.

Well, on my back home he came around messing with me again. I hosed him down and he broke my gun, but man it was worth it.

From what I hear he didn’t go back to school for almost two weeks.