Sleazy Bar Regular

I work at a bar and for the past several weeks. I’ve been dealing with a regular guy who just hits on me all the time in the most sleaziest way possible (Trying to look down my shirt, touching the small of my back, he even called me his girlfriend to a co-worker). I’ve told him countless times that I’m not interested and that I actually found his advances inappropriate and incredibly rude.

Of course this doesn’t stop him. Advance to today. I had the day off and decided that it would be fun to visit work and have a few free drinks while watching the election progress. I brought my boyfriend to the bar and sit down on a stool and lo and behold this guy comes up. He ignores my boyfriend and puts his hands on the small of my back again and says “Hey you, I have a booth if you wanna put your hands to work.” He looks at me and grins a sleazy smile. “Oh yeah, I knew you wanted it all along. You got nice hands baby.”

I had no idea what he was talking about since I wasn’t holding his hand. He then looks at his hands at my lower back and his face goes pale. He isn’t holding my hands but my boyfriend’s who snuck his hand to hold his and made this jerk think that I was holding his. My boyfriend then looks at the guy and starts talking in the most feminine voice. “You know it, baby! Now where’s this booth?” He then kissed the guy’s hand! The guy’s face. PRICELESS! He let go of my boyfriend’s hand and ran out of the bar. My co-worker was standing there looking at everything and started cracking up. It was the best.