Rekt By Repo

Some douchebag in a Humvee decided to park in a handicap spot at a Kroger. I was young at the time and out riding with my dad, a repo-man…in a repo-truck.

He towed the humvee to a parking spot on the opposite side of the parking lot. We waited till the owner came out and looked around in disbelief. She thought someone stole her car.

My dad drove up to her, rolled down the window and said “are you ok, miss?” Woman said, “my car was stolen”. My dad replied “well, maybe you shouldn’t have parked it in a handicap spot” and drove off.