Get Some Froyo For That Burn

I was out getting frozen yogurt, and there was an employee there who kept trying to hit on me in an incredibly annoying fashion. When I didn’t respond, he basically followed me around until I reached the cash register, and started talking to the cashier about me.

“We used to go out,” he says to the obviously annoyed cashier. She looked up at me, confused. “Uh… yeah, sure buddy.” I replied. “It was a bad breakup though. We don’t talk anymore.” I decided it was time to shut this guy down. “Yeah, everything was dandy until I walked in on him in bed with my brother.”

Cashier started laughing so hard she could barely finish putting in my order. Then when she handed me my receipt, the charge read “$0.03”.