Deal With It

Heard this from a DJ in my home town: He’s pushing his cart of groceries out of the store and over to his car when a woman pulls into the handicapped spot in front of the store. No placard, no handicapped plates. Jumps out of the car without so much as a limp and heads into the store. He gives her the stink-eye about taking up a handicapped spot, and she snarls “Deal with it” and sashays into the store.

The guy is pissed. He sees a couple of cops who were leaning against their cars talking. They hadn’t seen it. So he goes over and tells them the story. They smile and say they’ll handle it. He puts his groceries in his car, and as he’s pushing his cart back to the store to put it in the rack (Good Guy DJ) he sees the cops have blocked the lady’s car with theirs, and were leaning against their car waiting for her.

As he’s putting his cart in the rack the lady comes out of the store with her purchase, sees the cops, and almost shits. (The fine in CA is $250-500 for a first offense.)

He walks over to her and says “I dealt with it.”

Priceless.