Best Time To Attempt A Slow Clap

Trashy, Jerry Springer guest-looking young lady at Toys-R-Us on Black Friday tried to cut in the massive 90-minute line and threw a fit when she was told to go to the end of the line. She yelled at the employees and threw her products into the face of the security guards as she was told to leave. I started a slow clap, to which she replied, shrieking, “FUCK Y’ALL”.